Location: Good old U.S.A.
Gender: Dude.
Bands: Bright Eyes, Deathreat, Woody Guthrie, Razor, Saetia.
Poison: Quaaludes.
Tattoos: Righteous!
Piercings: Totally!
Most precious record: Outkast - Stankonia
How big is your hair?: 1 inch (limp), 3 inches (erect).
Favorite band you've seen live: Gravy Train!!!!
Why do you think you deserve to be here?: I slay dragons.